So, in 2007, Kathy Griffin wins an Emmy and during her acceptance speech says the following:
"Now, a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan would be up here with that damn dog. So all I can say is suck it, Jesus, this award is my God now!"
I think that is fucking hilarious, not to mention true. But anyway, she took a lot of shit for it and the Academy didn't broadcast it.
Oh well, here it is: